While at work last week, I had to run to the office to speak with the secretary. My friend was there, and I playfully cut in front of her, telling her she was taking too long. She said, "The only reason I am letting you go is that you are old, and I was taught to respect the elderly." I laughed and said, "Yeah, well, I'll say something really funny in 30 minutes when I can think of a comeback!" We all laughed and went on our way.
I told my sixth graders about the encounter, and they started spewing comebacks. So I made a list of the comebacks like, "I'm not old, I'm limited edition" or "Well, you have crusty toes". I folded the list into a paper airplane and threw it into her class while she was teaching. My class and I thought we were so funny.
When I got back from lunch, I found a gift on my whiteboard. I guess the war is on.

